This is for all you Harry Potter fans out there currently reading Book 7

This is a handy tip for anyone reading a popular book, Harry-Potter-dork or not.

If you are in a middle of a book and someone who has already read it before asks you where you are in the story, always name a point a few chapters earlier than where you really are. Then,if they say something boneheaded like "Oh, the part where X gets shot?" it won't ruin anything for you.

[via Tricks of the Trade]